lost in the sauce

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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This is what uni is like ngl

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Audio transcript:

[The Skyrim soundtrack plays over the background of the entire video]

Blond person with glasses: “Have you seen the new assignments on Blackboard? Our professors are trying to kill us!”

Person with brown stubble: “Have you seen Jessica’s alcohol stash? It is incredible!”

Person in striped hoodie: “Welcome, stranger! Have a delicious meal!”

Person walking from elevator: “The lines at the cafeterias were unbelievable!”

Person bumping into bucket: “So which frat are you rushing?”

End transcript.

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tearlessrain

you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you're enveloped in the steam, or you can find a really good stick to walk around in the woods with, or you can run a bizarrely dedicated rp blog on tumblr. but it's an important component of human well being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard.

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cat riding sheep

heroofthreefaces

lookin at the first few moments thinkin “what’s wrong with that foreleg? is it folded under the cat at a funny angle? is the cat missing half that leg? wait. no. it’s just buried up to the elbow in wool

dovewithscales

Fun fact. Lanolin, the oil in wool which makes it water resistant, has a scent similar to one produced by nursing mother cats which induces nursing behaviour in kittens. A lot of cats will exhibit this behaviour with wool blankets for the same reason.

naamahdarling

The adorable behavior she is showing at the end, deep treading and pressing the flat.of her head against the sheep, rooting her nose around in the sheep’s wool, ears turned sweetly back, is STRONG kitten nursing behavior. This cat is a full adult and doing unusually Baby things. I’d say that checks out. She’s treating the sheep like Mom. Adults, even those with residual nursing behaviors, don’t often go THIS baby. I wouldn’t be surprised if the cat were actually suckling. She’s incredibly happy.

The sheep seems to be very much enjoying it as well. I loooove this.